Bloodlust Zombies

Bloodlust ZombiesFollowing in the bedsprings of pornography actress Tori Black who made the jump to the sex horror genre with Half Moon comes (sorry) Alexis Texas, adult film thespian starring in her crossover path to super stardom as a bloodlusting zombie in Bloodlust Zombies.

From IMDB: “A military weapons manufacturer creates a chemical weapon that causes victims to become blood-lusting killers. A lab accident causes the building to go into lock-down and the employees are trapped inside with the crazed killers.”

Alexis TexasExcuse me, but where are the boobs? Where’s the eating of faces and various FRONT southern regions of the body? If you’re gonna put in a porn star whose film credits include Buttwoman vs. Slutwoman and who won an AVN award in 2010 for “Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene” in Deviance (I wore out my copy – need to mow a few more lawns to buy another), then we need some skin to win here, people.

Watching the trailer on YouTube™ did little to sell me on this movie, which was just released July 5, 2011. Entry (sorry) level zombie guts, Halloween Superstore™ blood, a few bleeped swear words. A comment made by one viewer, “I could make a better movie with a potato.” Perhaps. But making out with a G-rated Alexis is better than mashin’ your spud (heh).

Bloodlust ZombiesMaybe Alexis delivers the groceries in the unrated version. I’ll wait and see if it gets nominated for an Academy Award, then I’ll know for sure. Until then, it’s front-to-back (sorry) Alexis Texas movie night, starting with Tease Before The Please 2 and encoring with Slam It. (I think that one is about basketball. Or some kind of balls.)

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