Ghost Sex

Ragini MMSWould you have X-rated sex with your poke buddy if you knew there was a ghost watching all the hot monkey action going down? Kind of a mood killer, but I’d be OK with that just as long as the ghost wasn’t, you know, standing there making ectoplasm, if you catch my drift.

That’s kinda the plot of the Paranormal Activity-inspired India horror movie, Ragini MMS, which came out in May, 2011. I had planned to take a bus to India to see it, but got lost in Jaipur, outside of New Deli, which I totally thought was a sandwich shop.

Ragini MMSRagini is the name of the dirty girl who puts out for Uday, her boyfriend, in a house rigged with cameras all over the place. The idea is to film their shame and then sell it on the internet for many rupees. But while they’re rubbing ankles, the cameras catch a poltergeist getting a front row view. MMS is in reference to Multimedia Messaging Service, or MMS, which is a standard way to send messages that include multimedia content to and from mobile phones. Apparently, the mobile phone was being used for close-ups.

The movie’s website tells us the cameras that were meant to capture lovemaking (i.e., hot monkey action) play witness to “something that is beyond the realm of human understanding…something metaphysical.” So either Ragini MMS is an erotic twist on the Paranormal Activity phenomenon, or just another fetish movie for all you creepy internet sex freaks.

For more enjoyable ghost sex, might I recommend Ghost in a Teeny Bikini (2006). It’s loaded with more micro swimwear and hard-R rated ankle rubbing than you could shake your stick at. Or to.

Ghost In A Teeny Bikini

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