Vampire Girls Gone Wild

We Are The NightNormally when one thinks of a chick vampire, it’s usually that of an ornately dressed skank in black with the money region of her boobs popping out of her matching top and attacking your field of vision. And she’s adorned with gaudy jewelry that looks like a Superbowl ring designed by Dracula and sporting a fang-filled smile that also serves as an invitation to permanent foreplay.

But what if the chick vampire was Maxim hot, had a tramp stamp tattoo on her upper butt that read: “This Way To The Bat Cave” and drank Bloody Larrys? And what if she had friends who were equally as hot and equally as dead? Such is the premise of We Are The Night, which stars several chick vein-suckers who “hide out in the city’s alternative clubs, enjoying the luxury and pleasures their attained immortality provides.”

We Are The NightI don’t know who thought of this, but I’d like to offer to wash his car for free. Just the movie poster alone is enough to put the party on the launch pad, though women who can walk upside down on ceilings usually goons me out.

I’m really hopin’ the chick vampires show their boobs in this movie.

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