Today’s Killer Lunch Special: Panman
Black clothing: $23.00. J.A. Henckels International Classic Stainless-Steel Meat Cleaver: $38.95. 16 Quart Stainless Steel Stock Pot: $14.99. Independent horror movie about a guy who wears the stock pot on his head and uses the meat cleaver to cut people’s heads off: Priceless. Or rather, budget-less.
Panman is the title killer, putting his kitchen tools where you would normally not want them – your head, your face, your life. Aside from being just one-step up from a swamp monster made out of dirty laundry, Panman looks to fry up some laughs. (It HAS to be a horror comedy. If it isn’t, then this thing would suck unscrambled egg whites.)
Don’t know much more about the plot, although with a costume like that, it’s probably a one punch line joke. Here’s what I scraped off the bottom of Panman’s website: The movie stars G. Larry Butler (Frankenstein vs. The Creature From Blood Cove/2005), Talia Tabin, Tina Molina, Craig Frank, and Tim Pilleri as Panman.
There’s a few pictures, a trailer… But don’t get this Panman confused with the REAL Pan Man, David G. Smith. He’s been buying and selling quality cast iron cookware via the internet for years. Need an Iron Mountain No. 5 Skillet? No more than me. But you can get it on Pan Man’s website for the low low price of $25. Click HERE to purchase.
If all this Pan Man fever has got you hungry for more kitchen killers, try Blood Feast 2: All U Can Eat (2002). Also a dark comedy, Blood Feast is so people meat gory, it’ll turn you into a raging vegetarian. OK, not really. But it is pretty darn tasty.