New Vampires Suck For A Reason

TwilightThe Razzie Awards are like the Academy Awards, except you don’t want to win one. In fact, it might be best to catch the next bus outta town if you see your name on the nominating ballot. These annual awards, usually handed out the night before the Oscars, call B.S. on craptacular movies.

The virtual tar-n-feather ceremonies highlight not only the flush-worthy flicks of the year, but lousy actors, actresses, screenplays and even sequels. Yeesh – I had no idea Hollywood was so bitchy. I thought the place was filled with sunshine and rainbows, where everyone was rich and actors filled their swimming pools with imported pee.

The 31st Annual Razzies, airing February 26, 2011, play no favorites, going after the horror genre as well as the mainstream dreck. (What a cool word that is.) Here’s the list of horror movie nominees for Worst of 2010. And from the looks of things, one movie in particular looks to sweep in nearly all the categories…

WORST PICTURE
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

WORST ACTOR
Taylor Latuner: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Robert Pattinson: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST ACTRESS
Kristen Stewart: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Megan Fox: Jonah Hex

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Jackson Rathbone: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Jessica Alba: The Killer Inside Me, Machete

WORST EYE-GOUGING USE OF 3D
Saw 3D

WORST SCREEN COUPLE/SCREEN ENSEMBLE
Josh Brolin’s face and Megan Fox’s accent: Jonah Hex
The Entire Cast: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

WORST DIRECTOR
David Slade: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer: Vampires Suck

WORST SCREENPLAY
Melissa Rosenberg: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse based on Stephanie Meyer’s novel
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer: Vampires Suck

WORST PREQUEL/REMAKE/SEQUEL/RIP-OFF
The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
Vampires Suck

Jonah Hex, Vampires Suck

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