Horny House of Horrors

Fashion HellIn Japan it’s called Fasshon Heru. In the States it’s called Fashion Hell, aka, Horny House of Horror. I believe I love the Horny House of Horror title bestest of all. For one thing, it has more marketing zing. That, and it just sings “rent me!”

Fashion Hell came out in Japan December 3rd, 2010. I bet it won at least a hundred awards. And thanks to magic beans and technology, the movie arrives here on February 2, 2011. And while the title is all I need, there may be someone out there who wants to know what this Fasshon/Fashion/Horny House is about…

Fashion HellNakazu, Uno and Toshida have too much to drink and they end up visiting Shogun, a sex parlor. Uno chooses Nonoko, who is very fetching in her school uniform, while Toshida picks Kaori, who is dressed in a pythoness costume. The two excited friends disappear with their chosen sex partners, leaving Nakazu quietly sitting in the waiting room…until he hears unearthly, terrible screams.”

Fashion HellI bet the screams have more to do with living in the moment than being torn to shreds by the hell-spawn ladies who offers a less-than-happy ending to their clients. And that the movie includes the skills of Yoshihiro Nishimura, the Nobel Peace Prize-worthy director of Tokyo Gore Police (2008) and Vampire Girl Vs. Frankenstein Girl (2009), is all the happy ending I need. And that Japanese adult film Mint Suzuki stars means that you’ll need your parent’s permission to watch it.

Mint SuzukiIn Horny House of Horror’s trailer, which I won’t post a link to here because it shows boobies and other unmentionables (this is a family horror blog, dang it), the guys pay 3,000 yen an hour to be physically entertained. Helluva deal – that converts to $36 U.S. smackers. Put me down for 15 minutes, unless they take food stamps – in which case I’m in for a full 30.

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