Zombie Attack Clothing

Zombie Attack HoodieHow many times have you fought off a horde of flesh hungry zombies, only to get oily blood and particulate matter splattered all over your threads? And dang if those stains aren’t a bitch to get out, even with intensified Tide™.

The clever kooks over at ThinkGeek.com can help you out with their new Zombie Attack Hoodie, with brain stains, bloody handprints and bite marks already included. All that’s left to do is to shoot yourself in the head once the zombie infection takes hold. Do the right thing.

Zombie Attack HoodieThis season’s “must-have” fashion statement is only $59.99 and comes with washing instructions (like you’re gonna need ’em): “The charcoal grey full-zip hoodie is 100% cotton. It has two front pockets and ribbed cuffs and bottom. The zipper pull is a silver-colored biohazard symbol. We recommend that you turn it inside out before washing in cold water. Tumble dry low. Be forewarned: this will shrink if you wash it in warm water or dry it on hot. If you anticipate accidentally doing that, you may want to order a size up.”

Good advice. You don’t want to engage the undead with a hoodie that doesn’t cover up your soft and chewy parts.

Zombie Calendar

ThinkGeek has a plethora (whew – I’ve been wanting to use that word all week) of zombie clothing, zombie books, zombie charts and zombie calendars. If you call yourself one of the damned, then click on over to ThinkGeek.com and get to credit cardin’. Here’s a clear path: ZOMBIE ME.

P.S. If you’re doing gift shopping, I take a size XL. I could probably go with a Large hoodie after zombies eat half my guts. But that hasn’t happened yet, so better to play it safe.

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