An X-Rated Werewolf

Tori BlackIf a Wolf Man wanted to sniff your butt, would you let him? Before you answer that, what if a Wolf Man offered you cash for said service? Depending on how broke you were at the moment and whether or not you bathed/shaved recently, you’d probably go there, yes? Don’t reply out loud or in mixed company.

That’s the outline of Half-Moon Rising, a decidely 21 & older take on Beauty and the Beast, releasing on March 1st, 2011. Though it’s not the first incident of werewolf porn, this one is about a hooker, a wolf man and some seriously graphic butt-sniffing goin’ on. Here’s the official low-down on the get down…

Rose is a down-on-her-luck prostitute who’s short on cash. When she hears of a mysterious client named Jacob who pays a large sum of money for one night in a hotel, she goes against her better judgment and takes the assignment.

At the hotel, Jacob proves to be a strange client: he’s willing to pay up front, and is more interested in honest conversation than anything else. Then, just as Rose begins to feel at ease, she learns that Jacob is about to undergo a transformation by the light of the full moon – and she’s about find herself trapped in close quarters with a terrifying monster.

This taut and clever supernatural horror film breaks genre conventions by building realistic characters and erotic tension as it cranks up the suspense.”

Tori BlackI don’t know about you, but all I heard was “erotic” and “cranks.”

Don’t know who is playing the werewolf (though I’d like to submit my resume’), but the part of Rose is being portrayed by 22 year-old adult film sensation, Tori Black. Since breaking into the biz in 2007, Tori has appeared in over 200 XXX-rated movies, including Lord of Asses, Wonder Woman XXX, Batman XXX and the uncomfortable sounding Knockin’ At Your Back Door, all filmed in 2010. All told, an average of 56 movies a year. Clearly, Tori takes laying down on the job very seriously.

Half MoonAs mentioned, Half-Moon Rising is not the first display of werewolf pornography. You’ll need to go back to the 1975 foreign film, The Beast (La Bete), starring Sirpa Lane as an American heiress who has nightmares about being pursed through the woods by a rat bear Sasquatch werewolf sporting offshore drilling proportions, who ravages her over and over. I’ll say it for you: scream until you like it.

The BeastThe Beast was banned for three decades given its “shocking and disturbing” content. Apparently, watching a rat bear Sasquatch werewolf get busy with a woman of wealth and taste was considered objectionable back then.

As for Half-Moon Rising, I’m down with the premise, but why have all the action take place in a hotel room? Werewolves care not for room service. Might I suggest that the movie producers use a more believable location. Say, my apartment, for instance.

2 Responses to “An X-Rated Werewolf”

  1. Enjoyed reading this article – any chance of an update?

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