Mega Monster Battle: Oh Yeah, It’s On

Mega Monster Battle: Ultra Galaxy Legend The MovieMega Monster Battle: Ultra Galaxy Legend The Movie came out in Japan in 2009. Because Japan is, like, in another country, the film is just now beginning to surface over here (meaning where I live).

Besides having a mouthful of a title, Mega Monster Battle: Ultra Galaxy Legend The Movie is based on a popular video game (Mega Monster Battle: ULTRA MONSTERS), and is second in a trilogy. Crap. It took me a year to find this one – now I have to go back and track down Ultraseven X (the first one) and Ultra Galaxy Mega Monster Battle: Never Ending Odyssey (the third one). Global community, my butt.

Mega Monster Battle: Ultra Galaxy Legend The MovieSo here’s how the mega-action goes down in this one: The Ultramen live on a planet called Land of Light. I’m surprised you already knew that. Things are laid back and groovy, until that punk bitch Ultraman Belial, the same Ultraman Belial who previously attempted to own the world with an impressive array of giant monsters, escapes from space prison. Dang.

Heading back to Land of Light, Belial steals the Plasma Spark. Not cool, man. That was the only thing powering the entire world. That’d be like taking the batteries out of your fridge when there’s beer still in it. Without the juice, the entire place turns into the inside of an ice cube times, I don’t know, a billion.

Mega Monster Battle: Ultra Galaxy Legend The MovieOnly one person can punch Belial in the ice hole: Ultraman Zero. I’ll say it for you – Kick. Ass. Name. Fortunately, Zero is in another galaxy down the street, rehearsing for just this moment.

All the movies star guys and gals with names you couldn’t pronounce unless you’re from Japan or came from Planet Land of Light. Or use Google Translation™. And while we’re on the topic, the movie is also referred to as Large Monster: The Ultra Milky Way Legend. Sounds like a sci-fi porn movie.

Mega Monster Battle: Ultra Galaxy Legend The MovieSo yeah, crazy monster/Ultraman fun. Only one thing left to do – get me one ’o those sweet Ultraman uniforms. Just think of the space chicks I could get with those kinds of threads.

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