Saw 3D: Say Goodbye To Your Face

Saw 3DDang, I almost thought the latest Saw 3D poster was some advertising for a new Michael Jackson greatest hits repackage. Then again, Saw 3D is kinda shaping up to be a greatest hits of sorts. Pulling out all stops, the film’s producers are boasting that with the film being in 3D, the “traps come alive.” Well, hey – the only thing missing is some slick dance moves and a bloody glove with sparkles/brain matter on it.

Saw 3D’s premise is basic on the surface: “As a deadly battle rages over Jigsaw’s brutal legacy, a group of Jigsaw survivors gathers to seek the support of self-help guru and fellow survivor Bobby Dagen, a man whose own dark secrets unleash a new wave of terror.”

Saw 3D For fans of the Saw movies – reported by Variety as the most successful franchise in film history – this is just the tip of the blade. Each sequel opens with a gut-ripping sequence of a victim or two caught in one of Jigsaw’s mind-boggling/face-slicing traps. This is to the series what the monologue is to the Tonight Show. And since it’s supposedly the last installment, you know it’s gonna be BRUTAL.

Saw 3D Do I know more than I’m telling about Saw 3D’s plot? Send me a dollar and find out. Or you can wait until the movie opens on October 29, 2010. I plan on being at the movie theater before they open so I can be first in line. (I’m already pickin’ my seat.)

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