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Stuffed Scares

Screw you, Rubber Ducky™. Piss off, Care Bear™. F*ck off and die, Big Bird™. There’s some new stuffed toys in town – and this crib ain’t big enough for all of you.

The uber cool Sideshow Collectibles, Inc. – normally known for their killer horror/sci-fi models with detailing so sick, it’ll make you sick – is offering up four limited edition/7” horror icon stuffed figures made by Funko™ for only $9.99 each. These are licensed by Universal, who owns the copyright DNA of  The Wolf Man™, The Creature™, Frankenstein’s Monster™ and The Mummy™. But when you need a comforting snuggle mate, legalities are the last thing on your mind.

If you’re as butter-knife sharp as me, you probably noticed there is no Dracula™ or “vampire” plush toy. That would certainly round out the gang. Not sure why they didn’t do one. Maybe everyone over at Funko was drunk during a staff meeting and spaced it. (I bet those guys drink malt liquor out of a 40-ounce can.)


If none of these look cuddly enough to take a nap with, try the 13” Godzilla™ plush action figure from Entertainment Earth™. Not only is it licensed, it’s $24.99. A higher price means higher quality. (I wonder if this thing shoots orange and yellow cotton out of it’s mouth to simulate Godzilla’s radioactive breath?)

Click HERE to get The Wolf Man, Creature From The Black Lagoon, The Mummy, and Frankenstein’s Monster plush toys.

Click HERE to get a soft and fuzzy Godzilla to augment your stylish matching pillows and duvet cover.

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