Archive for March, 2009

ManSplat Update #1,000,000

March 4, 2009

Alas…

As the Splat Crew moves closer to the opening date of the Feedback Lounge, our new full-service bar (with free parking and napkins), we thought we’d take a sec to update you on the status of the next issue of MANSPLAT. [insert imaginary orchestral embellishments here]. 

The Feedback Lounge opens in April, 2009 and then work begins on the next issue. After long hours of sipping refreshing adult beverages we decided it would be quicker to put out a regular version instead of the grand, multi-paged “Best Of,” which would’ve taken far more time to pull off. That, and we’re FREAKIN’ LAZY.

So what’s in the upcoming Splat? Um, not sure yet, although we do have a pile – and by pile, we mean load – of stuff we couldn’t find space for in the last issue. Are we accepting any contributions? Nothing editorial, but we’ll gladly take your cash. 

At any rate, we’re still publishing despite the gloomy economic forecast, evaporating ad sales and an epidemic of unwashed pants. That said, the last two covers were in color. Not the next one as we can’t afford it. (We’re so poor, we can’t even pay attention.) But it WILL be publishing and you WILL want one. Or two. 

Feel free to contact us via our website: www.mansplat.com or on MySpace: www.myspace.com/mansplat. (No, we’re not on Twitter or Facebook.)

So rock hard, ride free and don’t spit on anything.

The Splat Crew